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河流赛跑

River Race Joke

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Joke: 河流赛跑 · River Race Joke
哈哈! Ha ha!

河流赛跑——

📖 趣味知识 / Fun Fact

ní尼luó罗hé河duì对zhǎng长jiāng江xuàn炫yào耀shuō说:“wǒ我bǐ比nǐ你zhǎng长!”zhǎng长jiāng江bù不fú服qì气dì地shuō说:“wǒ我shuǐ水liàng量gèng更dà大!”mì密xī西xī西bǐ比hé河zài在yī一páng旁chā插zuǐ嘴:“wǒ我yǒu有hǎo好tīng听de的jué爵shì士lè乐!”huáng黄hé河tàn叹le了kǒu口qì气shuō说:“wǒ我yǒu有huáng黄tǔ土,bǎ把shuǐ水dōu都biàn变huáng黄le了。”dà大hǎi海zuì最hòu后dāng当cái裁pàn判shuō说:“nǐ你men们dōu都shì是guān冠jūn军,liú流dào到wǒ我zhè这lǐ里jiù就dà大tuán团yuán圆le了!”

The Nile said to the Yangtze: 'I am longer!' The Yangtze replied: 'I have more water!' The Mississippi interrupted: 'I have jazz music!' The Yellow River sighed: 'I have loess, which turns my water yellow.' The ocean judged: 'You are all champions, we reunite here!'

🤔 Why?

为什么河流赛跑这么有趣?

Why is River Race Joke interesting?

”长江不服气地说:“我水量更大。

The Nile said to the Yangtze: 'I am longer!' The Yangtze replied: 'I have more water!' The Mississippi interrupted: 'I have jazz music!' The Yellow River sighed: 'I have loess, which turns my water yellow.' The ocean judged: 'You are all champions, we reunite here!'.

👧 Compare With You

你住的城市和今天学的地方,有什么相同和不同? What is similar or different between where you live and today's place?

你住的地方 Where you live
  • ✔ 在地图上找家乡 Find your hometown on a map
  • ✔ 说说当地天气 Talk about local weather
  • ✔ 画一画家附近的街景 Draw streets near your home
河流赛跑 River Race Joke
  • ✔ 尼罗河对长江说:我比你长!长江说:我水量更大!密西西比插 尼罗河对长江说:我比你长!长江说:我水量更大!密西西比插嘴:我有爵士乐!黄河叹气:我有黄土,水变黄了
  • ✔ 大海当裁判说:你们都是冠军,流到我这儿就团圆了 大海当裁判说:你们都是冠军,流到我这儿就团圆了
  • ✔ 回家用三个新词各造一个句子,你会记得更牢! 回家用三个新词各造一个句子,你会记得更牢!
  • ✔ 和“赛跑”有关 Related to race
  • ✔ 和“水量”有关 Related to water volume

📚 Vocabulary

zhǎng长jiāng江
Yangtze River
ní尼luó罗hé河duì对zhǎng长jiāng江xuàn炫yào耀shuō说:“wǒ我bǐ比nǐ你zhǎng长。
huáng黄hé河
Yellow River
lǚ旅xíng行shí时kě可yǐ以kàn看dào到huáng黄hé河。

💬 Learn Sentences

ní尼luó罗hé河duì对zhǎng长jiāng江xuàn炫yào耀shuō说:“wǒ我bǐ比nǐ你zhǎng长。

The Nile said to the Yangtze: 'I am longer!' The Yangtze replied: 'I have more water!' The Mississippi interrupted: 'I have jazz music!' The Yellow River sighed: 'I have loess, which turns my water yellow.' The ocean judged: 'You are all champions, we reunite here!'.

”zhǎng长jiāng江bù不fú服qì气dì地shuō说:“wǒ我shuǐ水liàng量gèng更dà大。

🎤 口语练习 / Speaking Practice

请跟着读: Repeat after me:

”zhǎng长jiāng江bù不fú服qì气dì地shuō说:“wǒ我shuǐ水liàng量gèng更dà大。

🎯 Fun Challenge

Multiple Choice

故事中,是谁最后出来当裁判,让河流们大团圆的?

In the story, who finally comes out to judge and reunite the rivers?

💡 想一想刚才读到的内容。 Think about what you just read.

💭 Think About It

你能编一个关于河流赛跑的新笑话吗?

Can you make up a new joke about River Race Joke?

哇! Wow!

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The Nile said to the Yangtze: 'I am longer!' The Yangtze replied: 'I have more water!' The Mississippi interrupted: 'I have jazz music!' The Yellow River sighed: 'I have loess, which turns my water yellow.' The ocean judged: 'You are all champions, we reunite here!'.

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