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木星体重

Jupiter Weight Joke

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Joke: 木星体重 · Jupiter Weight Joke
哈哈! Ha ha!

木星体重——

📖 趣味知识 / Fun Fact

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A fun planet weigh-in contest was held in space. Earth stepped onto the scale, patted its chest, and said proudly, 'Look, my size is just right!' Mars waved from the side, 'I am even a bit lighter than you.' When it was chubby Jupiter's turn to plop down, the scale went 'creak' and got stuck completely, with the red light flashing wildly, 'Warning! Heavy overload!' Jupiter blushed and rubbed its belly sheepishly, saying, 'Oh dear, I'm not actually fat. I'm a gas giant, my belly is just filled with light hydrogen and helium gases.' Neptune laughed out loud, 'Stop explaining, you are just the biggest "big eater" in the solar system!' Saturn smiled and comforted him, 'Don't feel bad, buddy. At least that "Great Red Spot" on your belly looks a lot like a cute little dimple!'

🤔 Why?

为什么木星体重这么有趣?

Why is Jupiter Weight Joke interesting?

地球拍拍胸脯站上秤,骄傲地说:“看,我身材刚刚好。

Earth stepped onto the scale, patted its chest, and said proudly, 'Look, my size is just right!' Mars waved from the side, 'I am even a bit lighter than you.' When it was chubby Jupiter's turn to plop down, the scale went 'creak' and got stuck completely, with the red light flashing wildly, 'Warning!.

👧 Compare With You

你抬头看天空的方式,和今天学的太空知识有什么联系? How does looking at the sky connect to today's space fact?

你看天空 You and the sky
  • ✔ 晚上看月亮星星 Watch the moon and stars at night
  • ✔ 问关于宇宙的问题 Ask questions about the universe
  • ✔ 阅读太空绘本 Read space picture books
木星体重 Jupiter Weight Joke
  • ✔ 地球站上秤:还行 地球站上秤:还行
  • ✔ 火星说:我比你轻一点 火星说:我比你轻一点
  • ✔ 和“木星”有关 Related to Jupiter
  • ✔ 和“体重”有关 Related to weight

📚 Vocabulary

qiú
Earth
qiúpāipāixiōngzhànshàngchèngjiāoàoshuōkànshēncáigānggānghǎo
huǒxīng
Mars
huǒxīngzàipánghuīhuīshǒuháiyàoqīngdiǎnne
xīng
Jupiter
lúndàopàngdexīngzuòshàngzhīshēngchèngdezhǐzhēnzhíjiēhóngdēngkuángshǎnjǐnggào

💬 Learn Sentences

tàikōngxínglechǎnghǎowándexíngxīngchèngzhòngsài

A fun planet weigh-in contest was held in space.

qiúpāipāixiōngzhànshàngchèngjiāoàoshuōkànshēncáigānggānghǎo

Earth stepped onto the scale, patted its chest, and said proudly, 'Look, my size is just right!' Mars waved from the side, 'I am even a bit lighter than you.' When it was chubby Jupiter's turn to plop down, the scale went 'creak' and got stuck completely, with the red light flashing wildly, 'Warning!.

🎤 口语练习 / Speaking Practice

请跟着读: Repeat after me:

qiúpāipāixiōngzhànshàngchèngjiāoàoshuōkànshēncáigānggānghǎo

Earth stepped onto the scale, patted its chest, and said proudly, 'Look, my size is just right!' Mars waved from the side, 'I am even a bit lighter than you.' When it was chubby Jupiter's turn to plop down, the scale went 'creak' and got stuck completely, with the red light flashing wildly, 'Warning!.

🎯 Fun Challenge

Multiple Choice

木星在体重比赛中坐上秤后发生了什么?

What happened when Jupiter sat on the scale in the joke?

💡 想一想刚才读到的内容。 Think about what you just read.

💭 Think About It

你能编一个关于木星体重的新笑话吗?

Can you make up a new joke about Jupiter Weight Joke?

哇! Wow!

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At least that "Great Red Spot" on your belly looks a lot like a cute little dimple!'.

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