木星体重 · Jupiter Weight Joke
木星体重
Jupiter Weight Joke
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木星体重——
📖 趣味知识 / Fun Fact
tài太kōng空lǐ里jǔ举xíng行le了yī一chǎng场hǎo好wán玩de的xíng行xīng星chèng秤tǐ体zhòng重bǐ比sài赛。dì地qiú球pāi拍pāi拍xiōng胸pú脯zhàn站shàng上chèng秤,jiāo骄ào傲dì地shuō说:“kàn看,wǒ我shēn身cái材gāng刚gāng刚hǎo好!”huǒ火xīng星zài在yī一páng旁huī挥huī挥shǒu手:“wǒ我bǐ比nǐ你hái还yào要qīng轻yī一diǎn点ne呢。”lún轮dào到pàng胖dū嘟dū嘟de的mù木xīng星yī一pì屁gǔ股zuò坐shàng上qù去,“gā嘎zhī吱”yī一shēng声,chèng秤de的zhǐ指zhēn针zhí直jiē接kǎ卡sǐ死,dà大hóng红dēng灯kuáng狂shǎn闪:“jǐng警gào告!yán严zhòng重chāo超zài载!”mù木xīng星hóng红zhe着liǎn脸,bù不hǎo好yì意sī思dì地róu揉róu揉dù肚zi子shuō说:“āi哎ya呀,wǒ我bù不shì是zhēn真de的pàng胖,wǒ我shì是qì气tài态xíng行xīng星,dù肚zi子lǐ里zhuāng装de的dōu都shì是qīng轻piāo飘piāo飘de的qīng氢qì气hé和hài氦qì气ma嘛。”hǎi海wáng王xīng星zài在páng旁biān边dà大xiào笑:“bié别jiě解shì释la啦,nǐ你jiù就shì是tài太yáng阳xì系zuì最dà大de的‘dà大wèi胃wáng王’!”tǔ土xīng星yě也xiào笑zhe着ān安wèi慰dào道:“bié别nán难guò过xiōng兄dì弟,zhì至shǎo少nǐ你dù肚zi子shàng上nà那gè个‘dà大hóng红bān斑’kàn看qǐ起lái来tè特bié别xiàng像gè个kě可ài爱de的xiǎo小jiǔ酒wō窝ya呀!”
A fun planet weigh-in contest was held in space. Earth stepped onto the scale, patted its chest, and said proudly, 'Look, my size is just right!' Mars waved from the side, 'I am even a bit lighter than you.' When it was chubby Jupiter's turn to plop down, the scale went 'creak' and got stuck completely, with the red light flashing wildly, 'Warning! Heavy overload!' Jupiter blushed and rubbed its belly sheepishly, saying, 'Oh dear, I'm not actually fat. I'm a gas giant, my belly is just filled with light hydrogen and helium gases.' Neptune laughed out loud, 'Stop explaining, you are just the biggest "big eater" in the solar system!' Saturn smiled and comforted him, 'Don't feel bad, buddy. At least that "Great Red Spot" on your belly looks a lot like a cute little dimple!'
🤔 Why?
为什么木星体重这么有趣?
Why is Jupiter Weight Joke interesting?
地球拍拍胸脯站上秤,骄傲地说:“看,我身材刚刚好。
Earth stepped onto the scale, patted its chest, and said proudly, 'Look, my size is just right!' Mars waved from the side, 'I am even a bit lighter than you.' When it was chubby Jupiter's turn to plop down, the scale went 'creak' and got stuck completely, with the red light flashing wildly, 'Warning!.
👧 Compare With You
你抬头看天空的方式,和今天学的太空知识有什么联系? How does looking at the sky connect to today's space fact?
- ✔ 晚上看月亮星星 Watch the moon and stars at night
- ✔ 问关于宇宙的问题 Ask questions about the universe
- ✔ 阅读太空绘本 Read space picture books
- ✔ 地球站上秤:还行 地球站上秤:还行
- ✔ 火星说:我比你轻一点 火星说:我比你轻一点
- ✔ 和“木星”有关 Related to Jupiter
- ✔ 和“体重”有关 Related to weight
📚 Vocabulary
💬 Learn Sentences
tài太kōng空lǐ里jǔ举xíng行le了yī一chǎng场hǎo好wán玩de的xíng行xīng星chèng秤tǐ体zhòng重bǐ比sài赛。
A fun planet weigh-in contest was held in space.
dì地qiú球pāi拍pāi拍xiōng胸pú脯zhàn站shàng上chèng秤,jiāo骄ào傲dì地shuō说:“kàn看,wǒ我shēn身cái材gāng刚gāng刚hǎo好。
Earth stepped onto the scale, patted its chest, and said proudly, 'Look, my size is just right!' Mars waved from the side, 'I am even a bit lighter than you.' When it was chubby Jupiter's turn to plop down, the scale went 'creak' and got stuck completely, with the red light flashing wildly, 'Warning!.
🎤 口语练习 / Speaking Practice
请跟着读: Repeat after me:
dì地qiú球pāi拍pāi拍xiōng胸pú脯zhàn站shàng上chèng秤,jiāo骄ào傲dì地shuō说:“kàn看,wǒ我shēn身cái材gāng刚gāng刚hǎo好。
Earth stepped onto the scale, patted its chest, and said proudly, 'Look, my size is just right!' Mars waved from the side, 'I am even a bit lighter than you.' When it was chubby Jupiter's turn to plop down, the scale went 'creak' and got stuck completely, with the red light flashing wildly, 'Warning!.
🎯 Fun Challenge
Multiple Choice木星在体重比赛中坐上秤后发生了什么?
What happened when Jupiter sat on the scale in the joke?
💡 想一想刚才读到的内容。 Think about what you just read.
答对了!木星一坐上秤,秤的指针就卡死了,警告严重超载。 Correct! As soon as Jupiter sat on the scale, the needle jammed and warned of severe overload.
💭 Think About It
你能编一个关于木星体重的新笑话吗?
Can you make up a new joke about Jupiter Weight Joke?
哇! Wow!
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At least that "Great Red Spot" on your belly looks a lot like a cute little dimple!'.
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